Ernie and Emma

Bruce Campbell

Ernie

Cerina Vincent

Judy

Ted Raimi

Persnickety Dance Instructor

Robin McAlpine

Emma (voice)

William Earl Ray

Neighbor Earl

Brian Gunter

Guy Drehobl

Eric Martin Reid

Asshole Homeowner

P.K. Glazer

Idiot on the Riverbank

Michael Kallio

Surly Liquor Store Salesman

Mike Estes

Budtender

Bruce Campbell

Director

Ida Gearon

Producer